Is your revolver steel, or velvet?
If you have only one, it’s a mugshot. If you have many- it’s a yearbook picture.
- excerpt from the Motley Crue Life Bible
Jail on Saturday? Why yes, that is the natural progression of FistFace Friday. Bail? Anita’s purse, always.
No, no, no,…we are the champions, my friend. These other assholes? Dancing fools- but don’t repeat that to anybody. Shhh.
Some asshole named Marty McFly said he’d give us a ride to FistFace Friday- motherfucker dropped us off in 1978.