Inhale at your own risk, son.
Hookers and weed. He might not ever make it to the stage at all tonight. Fuck.
Back-up singers?…wait. What?!?
Willie decided to stop by tonight to see the show. He and Rick both worship at Our Lady of the Immaculate 420. The services always seem to move slooooow.
Earlier tonight, Isaac Hayes went backstage to ask Rick if he was sure he wanted to go onstage dressed like Prince. Rick said, “Muthafucka, I wore this shit long before that lil’ purple bitch ever heard of it. Now, get the fuck out.”
David’s in 1432. He’s heading down to the ghost wing after he figures out what the hell happened last night,…the rest of Van Halen is down the hall.