Stevie keeps the secrets of FistFace Friday under her hat.

This shag carpet’s got your name on it, son.

Go ‘head. Ask us ‘bout some motherfuckin’ Freebird. Go on ‘head. Do it.

One moment please- the cult people want to share another song with us.

(Keep your back to the wall, son.)

Pink Floyd will stop by in a moment to fuck with everybody’s heads.

It’s Jack Tripper and Janet on 3’s Company! Where’s Mr. Roper?

Hmmm, nothing’s on the other two channels. Who are these hillbillies?

Ground control to Major Tom?

Those legs were made for dancin’. Wait,..what’s wrong? Come back! C’mon son- I’m only a pervert sometimes.

Boots on the ground! Light it up if you want to (but not in front of Smokey the Bear). Follow the arrows to the exits, please.